names changed to protect the innocent
tim: hey. didnt hear from you yesterday, everything cool?
p: yeah everything is cool. seems like i’ve had something going on every night this week. usually a lot [of] drinking involved.
tim: live fast and leave a pretty corpse kind of thing?
p: i dunno how pretty the corpse is gonna be but yeah i’ve been in the fast lane for a while now it seems…
tim: u go, boy!
p: i’ve been trying to stay the fuck home but shit keeps coming up. tonight i’m staying home after the gym though & doing laundry.
tim: nothing like lack of clean underwear to reel in the reckless.
p: that and the desire to stop making an ass out of myself in public. i think i made out with a old friend in from out of town last nite…
p: he’s not gay & didn’t know i was till last nite…
tim: so how do two supposedly straight guys end up making out with each other?
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Boy howdy, did you hit the proverbial nail on the proverbial head.
What was your friend drinking? I can’t see beer leading up to a straight bait make out session.
muuhahahahahahah, broke back mountain all over again
make love, not war.
my lady friend wants to know where the video footage is. Muhahahahaha