Crisco. It’s what for dinner.
tim: that guy might be scoring truckloads of chicks
p: i’d say taht whatever that guy deals with its probably measured in truckloads
tim: “need… more… CRISCO!”
p: jesus
p: im gonna hurl
p: i bet he just puts an entire stick of right guard under each armpit flap
p: and it just oozes around all day
tim: haha
tim: at least its hygenic
p: you’re always looking at the positive side of things tim
p: thats 1 of the things i like about you
p: hah
tim: my middle name is “sunny side”
p: lol
p: its not “sunny side up”?
tim: naw
tim: wouldnt fit on the form
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I DONT USE CRISCO AND I DONT LIKE CHICKS!